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At a court date the judge asked, “What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?” “Well, your honor, “replied the arresting officer, “I saw him lift up the manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, ‘I want to listen to it on my record … Read more
Customer: This loaf is lovely and warm! Baker: So it should be ma’am. The cat’s been sitting on it all morning! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a … Read more
The nurse burst into the doctor’s office. “Doctor!” she yelled, “you just gave a clean bill of health to Mr. Smith and … and he dropped dead right outside the door!” The doctor jumped into action. “Quick, “he said, “We’ve got to turn him around so it looks like he was just coming in!” This … Read more
A humble little man in a restaurant shyly touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat. “Excuse me, “he said, “but do you happen to be Mr. Davies of Chicago?” “No, I’m not!” the man answered with annoyance. “Oh…er…well, “stuttered the little man, “you see, I am, and that’s his overcoat you’re putting … Read more
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background, “sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. “If I wasn’t under oath, I’d return the compliment, “replied the witness. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A very excited mother asked her daughter: “Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they all admire it?” Her daughter replied: “Better than that, four of them recognized it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“You’re so childish” screamed the wife. “Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!” “This relationship is what? Over” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man traveling through the country stopped at a small roadside fruit stand and bought some apples. When he mentioned they were awfully small, the farmer replied, “Yup” The man took a bite of one of the apples and exclaimed, “Not very flavorful, either. “ “That’s right, “said the farmer. “Lucky they’re small, ain’t it?” … Read more
A man was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said, “Now these are real tough guys in here. “Can you handle it?” “No problem, “the applicant replied, “If they don’t behave, they’ll go out!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.