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Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, “I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap. “ The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000. … Read more
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, “Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you. “ “I know, “said the man, “but … Read more
After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to find a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the same company produced: soaps, detergents,toothpaste, and paper … Read more
A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911. The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, “I’m on Sycamore Drive. “ “How do you spell that?” the operator asked. “S-i-c-k…” the man began. “No, s-i-c-a…. … Read more
A young woman gazed up from her hospital bed at the very handsome doctor who was examining her chart. She fluttered her eyelids and said, “They tell me that you are a real lady killer. “ The doctor smiled and shook his head. “No, I make no distinction between the sexes. “ This joke is … Read more
One CEO always scheduled staff meetings for 4:30 on Friday afternoons. One of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask why, and the CEO explained. “I’ll tell you it’s very simple – it’s the only time of the week when none of you seems to want to argue with me. “ This joke … Read more
Fred’s boss said, “Why are all the women in your office crying?” Fred said, “You told me to bang some heads together. “ The boss said, “Talk about taking things too literally!” Fred went away and prepared a two hour lecture on taking things too literally. This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady, “he announced, “I’m the piano tuner. “ The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner. “ The man replied, “I know, but your neighbors did. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation. “ … Read more
Judge: “Haven’t I seen you before?” Man: “Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums. “ Judge: “Twenty years!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.