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A man entered a barbershop and said: “I am tired of looking like everyone else! I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!” “Are you sure?”asked the barber. “Yes!” said the man. The barber did as he was told, and a satisfied customer left the shop. A few hours passed and the … Read more
The missionary arrived in the cannibal village on Saturday, and by Monday night he was history. Looking through his belongings, one of the natives found a magazine and without missing a beat began tearing out pictures of people and popping them in his mouth. Seeing what he was doing, a friend asked, “So…how’s the dehydrated … Read more
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he would like a bottle of Chanel for his wife’s birthday. “A little surprise eh?” said the clerk. “You bet, “replied the man. “She is expecting a cruise. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
What time does the library open? The voice on the phone asked. “Nine A. M. “came the reply. And what is the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask such a question? Asked the librarian “Not until nine A. M. ?” the man asked in a disappointed voice. … Read more
A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says “What a great chest you have. “ The bodybuilder tells her “That’s 150 lbs. of dynamite. “ He takes off his pants and the woman says “What massive calves you have”, … Read more
Harry asked his wife: “Did you leave a tip for the boy who delivers our paper?” His wife replies: “Yes, dear. I put some of it in the bushes, some of it on the roof, and some of it in the front yard. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
“Hello, Ginger!” Her brother called cheerily to his sister. “Don’t call me Ginger!” she snapped furiously. “My hair is the color of gold. “ “Yeah, “he replied with a jeer, “twenty-two carrots!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’. “You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going. “ Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An older man went to his doctor with a variety of complaints. After examining him, the doctor said, “Well, you’ve got some problems, all right, but if you’d give up smoking, drinking, and chasing women, I think you’d last a good while longer. “ “But Doc, “answered the man, “I don’t smoke, drink, or chase … Read more
An eighty-year-old man went to his doctor to complain about pain in one knee. The doctor examined it gently and said, “Well, you know that knee is eighty years old. You can’t expect too much. “ “That’s true, “the man agreed; “but Doc, so is the other one and it’s not bothering me like this … Read more