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Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. “Look, “said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other. “ “Okay, you first, “replied the other. That was the end of the discussion. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A small boy turned to his aunt Michelle and said, “Wow, you’re not pretty!” His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a real telling-off before ordering him to go back out to say sorry to Aunt Michelle. Suitably chastened, the boy went over and said quietly, “Aunt … Read more
Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket… He was picking his nose. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One year, a man decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Joe and Suzan have been married for twenty years. Every morning Joe wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work. Every morning for twenty years, Suzan says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!” One morning, Suzan is preparing the turkey for Thanksgiving and gets an … Read more
A kindhearted judge was commiserating with the wife. “Your husband really has a problem. Has he ever tried Alcoholics Anonymous?” “I’m sure he has, “she nodded sadly. “That man will drink anything. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An Airbus is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 900 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly an Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: “Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? … Read more
A man is on trial for stealing an overcoat. The judge went straight to the point. “Did you steal this man’s overcoat?” he demanded. “No sir, “the defendant replied, with a grin. “I was just playing a joke on him. “ “And where did you take the coat?” asked the judge. “I removed it from … Read more
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?” The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy … Read more
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She claimed that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, “This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?” The judge said that was true. “Does this mean I cannot … Read more