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“Doc, every time after sex I hear a whistle. “ “What’s your age?” “70. “ “You know, this is very natural. It would be strange if you heard applause… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?” The bus driver says, “No, I’m sorry. “ The other blonde leans inside and asks, “How about me?” This joke is included … Read more
A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial. “Your honor, my client was not at fault. He has been driving a car for thirty years, and has never had an accident, nor gotten … Read more
An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking. “Sir, “she asks in a shaky voice, “do you sell vibrators?” “Yes, ma’am. “ “And are they this big around and this long?” she asks in a shaky voice. “Yes, ma’am. “ “And they’re $42. 95?” she asks in a shaky voice. “Yes, ma’am. “ “How … Read more
As Gayle was getting to know Jim and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. “They’re so thoughtful, “Gayle said. “Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot coffee in bed every morning. “ After a time, Gayle and Jim were engaged, and then they … Read more
A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: “This bill is one year old. “ By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: “Happy Birthday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Two Scientists were working late discussing ideas about behavior modification studies. “We’ve started something new at my lab, “said the first scientist. “For some of our more dangerous experiments, we’re now using lawyers”. “Lawyers?” asks the second scientist. “Why aren’t you using rats?” “Well you know how it is, “the first scientist replies. “You can … Read more
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog. Doctor: Lie down on the couch and I’ll examine you. Patient: I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into a bar and says “I just got back from the battered women’s shelter, and boy are my arms tired. “ Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter’s pantry, regardless … Read more