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A bus conductor asks a drunk for his ticket. He goes through all his pockets but can’t find it. ‘It’s okay,’ says the conductor. ‘I’m sure you paid.’ ‘Never mind that,’ says the drunk. ‘If I can’t find it, how am I supposed to know where I’m going?’ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well, “said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty … Read more
Sam had proposed to young Lisa and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. “Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?” the older man asked the suitor. “Yes, sir, “replied Sam, “I am. “ “Well, “said Lisa’s father, “think carefully now. There are six of us. “ This joke is included … Read more
Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. “How are you going to assist me?” asked Quasimodo. “That’s easy!” replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his … Read more
Customer to Waiter: “This is the third time I’m asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!” Waiter: “Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I am telling you, we serve everyone here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A lawyer walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool. He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going tonight?” She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, “I’ll screw anybody at any time, anywhere – your place or my place, … Read more
At a store, a blonde lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes she realized that the line wasn’t moving at all. She shouted at the cashier, ‘Is this line going to take all day long?’ The cashier replied, ‘Please step aside … Read more
After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School, a little girl repeated the story at school on Monday. Her teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said, “But how can that … Read more
An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice the receptionist said, … Read more
Two blondes, Jane and Sarah, were deep in a philosophical argument. “Since you’re so damned smart, “Sarah says, “Answer this question: why is it that when a slice of buttered bread falls to the ground, it’s bound to fall on the buttered side?” Jane snorts, “It doesn’t always land on the buttered side. Here, I’ll … Read more