Those Trees
“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?” “Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees. “ “Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Dance Arrogant Shy
At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, “Will you dance with me, please?” The arrogant girl says, “I don’t dance with a kid. “ The taken back boy apologized, “I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Cop Chuckles
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes, “replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” … Read more
Cement Ate Drink 2
“Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?” “First of all, don’t give him anything to drink. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Condom Factory These
A businessman was flying on a plane surrounded by hundreds of kids. A lady went and sat down next to him. She asked, “Are these all your kids?” The man replied, “No, I just work at a condom factory, these are all the complaints” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
He’s Max
Jane and Max were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting. “He’ll be deaf before he’s 25, “Max said. “That won’t help us, “his wife replied. “He’ll only turn it up. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Real Either
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier: “Are you stupid? This isn’t real money!” Peter: “You’re stupid. The car is not real either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Firmed These
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt. He said to her, “If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your girdle. “ The wife was angry but said nothing. The next morning her husband pinched her … Read more
Citizens Bus Tour
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!” The driver didn’t think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that same day, … Read more
German Tourist Arrives
A German tourist arrives at a French airport. The immigration officer asks him: “Occupation?” The German: “No, no, just visit. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.