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Dan was walking down the street with his wife earlier when she accused him of being ashamed to be seen with her. “That’s total bullshit. “Dan replied. By text, from across the road. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Boy comes up to his father, all angry, “Dad, you remember how you told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks? How did you say it would impress the girls?” Father looks up, smiling, “Yeah, did it work?” The boy screams, “You could have mentioned that the potato goes in the front!” This … Read more
Secretary: “Doctor, the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment. “ Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A regular customer walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!” The bartender says, “Well, it seems you’re in a really good mood tonight. “ The man replies, “I sure am! Yesterday I was hired by the city to go around and collect money from the parking meters!” The bartender … Read more
Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. “Two hundred dollars for three questions, “the lawyer stated. “Isn’t that awfully expensive?” the man asked?” “Yes, “replied the lawyer. “What’s your third question?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, “Sit with my wife. You two have a lot … Read more
Two Italian men get on a bus… They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two … Read more
Three weeks after her wedding day, Ava called the vicar who had married her. “Reverend, “she wailed, “Chris and I have had a dreadful fight!” “Calm down, my child, “said the Reverend, “it’s not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!” “I know, I know!” said … Read more
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, “Honey,you know I … Read more