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The boss speaking with the secretary: “Who told you that, if I kissed you a couple of times, you have the right to laze all day long?” “My lawyer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One of Hitler’s assistants says to him one day, “Sir, we’re mining too many useless ores. “ Hitler replies, “Well, mine less. “ A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, “Mine FEWER!” Hitler looks up and asks, “Yes?” A teacher asks the children to discuss what their fathers do for a living. … Read more
The bartender said “Sorry,we don’t serve time travelers. “ Two time travelers walk into a bar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Doctor, I have a problem… “ “What’s your problem?” “I pee in my sleep, every night!” “Why?” “Oh, well… Every night, a little dwarf visits me in my sleep and asks me; “Did we pee today?”. “And, that’s it? The solution is so simple. . Listen to me! If the little dwarf comes again you’re … Read more
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your … Read more
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to … Read more
George looked over the backyard fence and admired Joe’s wife while she sunbathed topless. The next day, George corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, “I saw your wife sunbathing in the backyard without her top on yesterday. “ Joe was quite put out over the peeping incident and told George he planned revenge. That … Read more
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman out shopping. ‘I haven’t eaten anything in four days,’ he says. She looks at him and says, ‘God, I wish I had your willpower.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three men discuss the Christmas presents they bought for their wives. The first man says that he bought his wife a vacation home in the Bahamas and one in Jamaica. “That way, “he explains, “if she doesn’t like one, she can use the other. “ The second man says he had bought his wife a … Read more
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him, “What’s wrong?” The boy says, “Me ma is dead”. “Oh bejaysus, “the man says. “Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?” The boy replies, “No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the … Read more