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Adam goes to God and says, “I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way. “ God says, “Certainly I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye. “ To which Adam replied, “Well, what can … Read more
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’ ‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man. ‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my’gator.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging hid dog around the barman says, “What are you doing?” A blind man replies, “Nothing I’m just looking around! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“My wife drives like thunder. “ “So fast?” “No, every minute she strikes a tree. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up to … Read more
A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: “What gift would you like to receive during St. Valentine’s Day?” “Well, I don’t know” she answers shyly. “OK, I ‘ll give you another year to think about it…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks: “Hey do you know, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu or any of that sh*t?” Offended, the Asian man replies: “What do you think that just because I’m Asian I know martial arts?” The man replies: … Read more
Patient: “Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill. “ Doctor: “Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Homer gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park… and couldn’t find his way home. “Now Homer”, said grandma, “You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could … Read more
A guy was going to Texas and when he went on the train he said, “Ohh my god Texas seats are really big. “ He went to a bar and asked for a beеr and when the bartender gave him the mug of bear the guy said, “Wooww Texas mugs are really big. “ Later … Read more