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A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, “Looks like you are having a bad day. “ The guy says, “Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so … Read more
The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed, but his friend told him … Read more
Two lawyers are walking down the road when they see a beautiful woman walking towards them. ‘What a babe,’ one says. ‘I’d sure like to screw her!’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Out of what?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man goes to the doctors and says “Doctor, I can’t stop my hands from shaking !” Doctor replies “Do you drink much ?” Man says “no, I spill most of it !” Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. … Read more
The young father took a seat on the bus next to an elderly man and plopped his one-year-old on his lap, just as the little boy began to cry and fidget. “That child is spoiled, isn’t he?” the old man remarked. “No, “said the dad. “They all smell this way. “ This joke is included … Read more
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early sir”, replied the defendant. “Well that’s not a crime”, said the judge! “How early were you doing this shopping?” “Before the store opened”, answered the prisoner. This joke is … Read more
A man was made the police chief in a nudist colony. He liked the job, but putting on the badge was murder! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the driver’s window and asks, “You drinkin’?” The driver said, “You buyin’?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A policeman has just stopped a drunk driver and given him a breathalyzer test. ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ says the policeman. ‘But this bag tells me you’ve been drinking too much.’ ‘What a coincidence!’ exclaims the driver. ‘I’ve got a bag at home that does exactly the same thing! ‘ This joke is included in the … Read more
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said, “I should tell you I have acute angina. “ The old man says, “I hope so. You sure don’t have cute tits. “ This … Read more