Jokes Ltd Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother: “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut. “ Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, … Read more
Jessica goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Jess waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!” Miss Rogers says, “All right, Jessica, what is your multi-syllable word?” Jess says, “Mas-tur-bate. “ Miss Rogers smiles and says, … Read more
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!” Mirror: “You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years of bad luck. “ Condom: “Bitchеs, please!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Frankie’s German girlfriend liked to rate his sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. One night they tried anal sex and she kept yelling 9. That was the best Frankie has ever done. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Nigel, a college student, is talking to a friend. “I think my room-mate is queer. “he said. “How do you know that?” asks the student. “Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Paul just told his wife that he had sex with another woman. The wife said, “Can you please repeat that for me?” Paul said, “Sure, I’m seeing her again tomorrow night. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two firefighters are butt fucking in a smoke filled room. The chief walks in and yells, “What the fuck is going on in here?” The one firefighter says, “He was suffering from smoke inhalation. “ So the fire chief asks, “Why didn’t you try mouth to mouth?” The firefighter says, “How the hell do you … Read more
Contest in a girl’s college: “Write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. “ Winner’s story:”Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have … Read more
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, “Meet my little brother. “ The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says, “Call me when he grows up. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.