Jokes Ltd Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have … Read more
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, “Meet my little brother. “ The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says, “Call me when he grows up. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding Anniversary when the wife says: ‘Darling, as this is such a special Occasion I think that it is time I made a confession…… Before we were married I Was a hooker for eight years. .’ The husband ponders for a moment … Read more
George finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman. “Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked. “Not on her best day. “George replied. “Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?” she asked. “No, she’s broke. … Read more
A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree,and goes into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied … Read more
Walter had been seeing a girl for awhile and he thought they should take things further, “Tell me, “Walter said to her, “do you believe in sex after marriage?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. “What are you doing?” she exclaimed. The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this … Read more
A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one … Read more
Camilla goes to the doctors and says “Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie’s cock one gets a heartburn. “ The doctor says “Have you tried Andrew’s?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.