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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. “Now, young man, “asked the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?” “Chocolate, please, “replied the youngster. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, “Little boy is your mother home?” Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, “What do you think?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!” “That’s right!” shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the … Read more
During the soccer match little Johnny sits in the front row. His friend asks:”How did you get tickets?” “From my brother, “responded Johnny. “And where is your brother?” “At home. Looking for his ticket. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE… “ “I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO… “ “I PRAY … Read more
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer … Read more
The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made her an offer. “I can arrange some things for you, “the devil said. “I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return … Read more
Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I … Read more
“Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?” “Because I helped her. “ “But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?” “I helped her eat her gummy bears. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Boss: *Shouting* “Little Johnny come to my office right now… “ Little Johnny: “Yes sir”! Boss : “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?” Little Johnny: “Yes sir! , the customer is always right”. Boss … Read more