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A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said … Read more
This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any s*xual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand … Read more
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking. “ “Really, “said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?” “Back to back. “ “But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back. “ “Yes we can. I’ve … Read more
A vampire goes into the bar and and for a glass of hot water. The bartender says, “I thought you guys only drank blood. “ The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “We do, I’m making tea. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle and decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says “So then, do you come here often?” The man replies “Only when the internet is off” and walks off. This joke … Read more
A shepherd goes to a television programme. A man of the viewers stand up and asks him, “What was the best day of your life?” The shepherd answers, “Well… the best day of my life was when I lost my donkey in Cuccureddu’s mountain, when I found it, i took it to the village’s square … Read more
One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii. On return the curious girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go to in Hawaii and what did you see?” The honeymoon girl explained, “For seven days, I saw only the fan on the ceiling of the room … Read more
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks. “ The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, “Well, were you able to get through the two … Read more
Teacher: “Who knows 5+5=?” Little Johnny: “11” Teacher: “Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide. ‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian. The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section. It’s empty.’ ‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian. ‘They don’t often bring them back. ‘ This joke is included in the Black … Read more