Jokes Ltd When it comes to sex, Dave and his wife like completely different things. Dave’s wife likes missionary and doggy positions, while Dave likes his receptionist. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Open wider. “requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Dear God!” he said, startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen. “ “OK Doc!” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice. “ “I didn’t!” said the dentist. … Read more
A preacher goes into a bar and says “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up. “ Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says “My son, don’t you want to go to heaven when you die?” The drunk says “When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking … Read more
When James asked his girlfriend if he could fuck her in the arse, she looked at him with a wicked glint in her eye and said, “Baby, I’m happy to try anything you want me to, just so long as you’d be prepared to do it yourself… So, do you still want to try anal … Read more
A 30 something year old man goes to a singles bar and starts up a conversation with a woman who was about his age. They’re really hitting it off and the chemistry is strong, so after a couple drinks they start to open up to each other. “I’m gonna be honest with you, “says the … Read more
While on a date a woman goes to the bathroom Man: “Uh… wrong way that’s the men’s room” Woman: “Oh my God! this is so embarrassing!” Man: “It’s not a big deal. “ Woman: “I guess not, but you know what they say-old habits die hard. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A redneck goes into a doctor’s cabinet and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!” “Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks. “Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, twice a day”, he answers back. “That’s not so much”, says the doctor. . … Read more
David got a letter from the doctor one day. “Brilliant!” he said to his wife, “The doc says I must have daily sex!” “No, you stupid cunt, “she replied once she’d read it, “He says you must have dyslexia. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. “Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaims the brother. “And why not?” asks Stan. “Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?” Stan says nothing. The brother grows impatient, … Read more
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers here. “ A time traveler walks into a bar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.