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A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess’ lap and says, “My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle … Read more
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench, and a man jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the second lady had a stroke, and the third lady’s arm was too short to reach. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: “There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!” This joke is included … Read more
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. “I’d like to get the turtle soup, please. “ The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. “Hold the turtle, make it pea!” This joke is included in the … Read more
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it… Cop: “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?” Blonde: “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65. “ Cop: “Oh miss, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway … Read more
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “Ok old fart, time for you to retire. “ The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has … Read more
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air. Bert said, “I wish that was a sexy brunette. “ George echoed, “I wish it was a sexy redhead. “ Johnny sighed, “I wish it was dark… “ … Read more
At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the waiters have two spoons in their vest pockets. A waiter explains, “We see that the most frequently dropped silverware is spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement. “ Then the customer notices a string hanging out of all the waiters’ flies. “The string … Read more
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, “Everywhere I touch it hurts. “ He asks “What do you mean?” So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said “Ouch!” Then she touched her chest and said, “Ouch!” Then her shoulder, “Ouch!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Your really … Read more