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A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. “Doc, I’m afraid my typewriter is pregnant. “ The doctor asks, “Why in the world would you think that?” She says, “Because it’s started missing its period. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards – something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -”Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry. “ The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take … Read more
A blonde was taking a tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, “Wow! I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you’re going, “yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde. “ The midget replies, “Not from where I’m standing. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
An officer while walking his beat sees a lady walking a skunk along the sidewalk. He says, “Hey lady, why do you have the skunk?” “This is my Social Distancing Support Animal!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three politicians were in a heated discussion as to which one was the best liar. As the discussion was getting louder and louder the bartender suggested they have a liars contest. After agreeing to the rules the first says, “I have never told a lie, “ The second indicated that he was not capable of … Read more
When his teenage son asked to borrow twenty dollars, the man said, “Son, don’t you realize that there are more important things in life than money?” “Yes, sir, “the youth replied, “I do. But you need money to take them to the movies. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said, “Well, Robbert, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up, Handle With Care.’” “Yes sir, “the worker replied. “And just … Read more
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up onto the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young … Read more
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help!” yells one of the blondes. “Help us, help us!” yells the other. “Maybe it would help if we yelled together, “said the first blonde. “Good idea, “said the other. “Together, Together!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more