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A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom says, “No honey, the dog is in heat. “ “What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask your Father. I think he’s in the garage”. The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, can I … Read more
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above … Read more
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a … Read more
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: “Ask for what you want – I’ll fulfill three of your wishes!” “I want to be white, often see nude women, and that I will always be full of water!” Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to … Read more
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for two tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!” “I’m sorry, “The girl tells him. “We can’t allow animals in the cinema. … Read more
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there. “ He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there. “ … Read more
A guy’s walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they’ll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes… He wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he’s ever seen and he’d just … Read more
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $35. “ Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned … Read more
Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace. She says to the wolf, “My, what big ears you have!” The wolf keeps grimacing. She says, “My, what big eyes you have!” The wolf grimaces even … Read more
Joseph took his Saint Bernard to the vet. “Doctor, “he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail. “ The vet stepped back, “Joseph, why should I do such a terrible thing?” “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think … Read more