Jokes Ltd When ordering food at a new restaurant, a woman asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken. “Nothing special, “he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy encounters an elephant while on a safari in Africa. It’s in pain and laying on the ground. He looks into it and discovers a thorn in its foot. He takes it off, and the elephant trots away cheerfully. The same guy is standing in London, fifteen years later, watching a circus procession pass … Read more
A circus wife and husband go to an adoption agency to adopt a child, but the social workers there have reservations about their suitability. So the couple takes images of their fifty-foot motor home, which is well-maintained and has a lovely nursery. The social workers are pleased, but they are concerned about the type of … Read more
Perhaps the worst combination of illnesses are Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. Joshua was running but he couldn’t remember where. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer stops a woman on the highway and walks up to her and asks her if she knows why he stopped her. “No. “, the woman replies. “Because you don’t have any tail lights”, the police officer told her. So she gets out and walks around to the back of the car and … Read more
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders wine – the 1945 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting. The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table … Read more
A middle-aged woman reads that vaginas get wider and deeper with age. So she tries to check her own by stripping off, putting a mirror on the floor and spreading her legs over it. Suddenly, her husband comes in and grabs her arm, violently pulling her away from where the mirror is laying. “You could … Read more
A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby. “Look at the size of his willie, “says the man. “It’s massive!” “Yes dear, “says the woman. “But at least he’s got your ears. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.