Jokes Ltd Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. “ “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go. “ “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go. “ “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!” “Oh, that’s no reason not to … Read more
“A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, “Take a good look at … Read more
“Now, you got to keep away from this guy, “the trainer whispered to his fighter. “Jab him and get away or he’ll use his right. Don’t let him get set up to use his right. “ “I understand, “said the fighter. “I’ll do just like you say. Suppose he does get his right going and … Read more
One fisherman to another, “You should’ve seen what happened yesterday at the lake. “ “What happened?” “I caught a twenty-three pound salmon!” “Were there any witnesses?” “Yes, of course! If there wasn’t, it would’ve been thirty-three pounds. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background, “sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. “If I wasn’t under oath, I’d return the compliment, “replied the witness. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“You’re so childish” screamed the wife. “Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!” “This relationship is what? Over” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said, “Now these are real tough guys in here. “Can you handle it?” “No problem, “the applicant replied, “If they don’t behave, they’ll go out!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, “Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you. “ “I know, “said the man, “but … Read more
A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911. The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, “I’m on Sycamore Drive. “ “How do you spell that?” the operator asked. “S-i-c-k…” the man began. “No, s-i-c-a…. … Read more
A young woman gazed up from her hospital bed at the very handsome doctor who was examining her chart. She fluttered her eyelids and said, “They tell me that you are a real lady killer. “ The doctor smiled and shook his head. “No, I make no distinction between the sexes. “ This joke is … Read more