Jokes Ltd One CEO always scheduled staff meetings for 4:30 on Friday afternoons. One of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask why, and the CEO explained. “I’ll tell you it’s very simple – it’s the only time of the week when none of you seems to want to argue with me. “ This joke … Read more
Fred’s boss said, “Why are all the women in your office crying?” Fred said, “You told me to bang some heads together. “ The boss said, “Talk about taking things too literally!” Fred went away and prepared a two hour lecture on taking things too literally. This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady, “he announced, “I’m the piano tuner. “ The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner. “ The man replied, “I know, but your neighbors did. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation. “ … Read more
Judge: “Haven’t I seen you before?” Man: “Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums. “ Judge: “Twenty years!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man entered a barbershop and said: “I am tired of looking like everyone else! I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!” “Are you sure?”asked the barber. “Yes!” said the man. The barber did as he was told, and a satisfied customer left the shop. A few hours passed and the … Read more
The missionary arrived in the cannibal village on Saturday, and by Monday night he was history. Looking through his belongings, one of the natives found a magazine and without missing a beat began tearing out pictures of people and popping them in his mouth. Seeing what he was doing, a friend asked, “So…how’s the dehydrated … Read more
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he would like a bottle of Chanel for his wife’s birthday. “A little surprise eh?” said the clerk. “You bet, “replied the man. “She is expecting a cruise. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
The nurse burst into the doctor’s office. “Doctor!” she yelled, “you just gave a clean bill of health to Mr. Smith and … and he dropped dead right outside the door!” The doctor jumped into action. “Quick, “he said, “We’ve got to turn him around so it looks like he was just coming in!” This … Read more
A humble little man in a restaurant shyly touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat. “Excuse me, “he said, “but do you happen to be Mr. Davies of Chicago?” “No, I’m not!” the man answered with annoyance. “Oh…er…well, “stuttered the little man, “you see, I am, and that’s his overcoat you’re putting … Read more