Jokes Ltd A very excited mother asked her daughter: “Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they all admire it?” Her daughter replied: “Better than that, four of them recognized it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man traveling through the country stopped at a small roadside fruit stand and bought some apples. When he mentioned they were awfully small, the farmer replied, “Yup” The man took a bite of one of the apples and exclaimed, “Not very flavorful, either. “ “That’s right, “said the farmer. “Lucky they’re small, ain’t it?” … Read more
Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, “I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap. “ The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000. … Read more
After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to find a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the same company produced: soaps, detergents,toothpaste, and paper … Read more
Tony was a pianist and was practicing late one night. There was a tap on the door, when he opened it his landlord was standing outside the door. He asked; “do you know there is a sick lady upstairs?” Tony answered, “no, I haven’t heard that song. Can you please hum it a little?” This … Read more
At a Catholic school, there was a “meet the teacher” open house for the 2nd graders. After the meeting, a Nun announced that there would be a small reception afterwards in the cafeteria. All the children and parents filed in, and saw on a table a plate of apples, a plate of cookies, and some … Read more
What time does the library open? The voice on the phone asked. “Nine A. M. “came the reply. And what is the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask such a question? Asked the librarian “Not until nine A. M. ?” the man asked in a disappointed voice. … Read more
Harry asked his wife: “Did you leave a tip for the boy who delivers our paper?” His wife replies: “Yes, dear. I put some of it in the bushes, some of it on the roof, and some of it in the front yard. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’. “You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going. “ Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An older man went to his doctor with a variety of complaints. After examining him, the doctor said, “Well, you’ve got some problems, all right, but if you’d give up smoking, drinking, and chasing women, I think you’d last a good while longer. “ “But Doc, “answered the man, “I don’t smoke, drink, or chase … Read more