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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble that they were having in the apartment building where they all lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, “Okay, I’m ready to hear the evidence… I’ll hear the oldest first. “ The case was dismissed for lack of testimony. This joke is … Read more
The drunk defendant appears yet again before the tired judge. They both look at each other. The judge speaks first, “You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years. “ The defendant interrupts the judge, “Can I help you if you can’t get promoted?” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Standing before the judge during an alimony hearing, the man said, “As God is my judge, I do not owe that madwoman money!” The judge calmly replied, “He isn’t. I am. You do. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day. “ “Oh, really?” “No, O’Reilly!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dear Santa, For this year I’m requesting a BIG bank account and a SMALL body. P. S. Please don’t mix them up like you did last year. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After all the little children finished visiting Santa at the big mall, a 25 year old young lady went up and sat on Santa’s knee. “I want to ask for just one thing for Christmas, “she said, “and it is for my momma. “ Santa replied, “I usually only answer little children, but since it … Read more
A little boy said he wanted a baby brother. His Dad smiled and suggested he pray for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but after a couple weeks with no baby brother, he didn’t bother to ask anymore. A few months later Dad said Mom was in the hospital and had a surprise. … Read more
Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket… He was picking his nose. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One year, a man decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Joe and Suzan have been married for twenty years. Every morning Joe wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work. Every morning for twenty years, Suzan says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!” One morning, Suzan is preparing the turkey for Thanksgiving and gets an … Read more