Jokes Ltd An Airbus is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 900 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly an Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: “Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? … Read more
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?” The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy … Read more
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. ”Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300. ” ”Easy, Dad,” the boy replied. ”I earned it hiking. ” ”Come on,” the father said, ”tell me the truth?” … Read more
A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess, “he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat. “ “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist, “suggests the … Read more
Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition. “I came here, “said one, “because the urge to travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and the smell of exhaust fumes on the highways made me sick. I wanted to see the sunrise over new horizons and hear … Read more
A newlywed couple wanted to invite their friends over for a steak and mushroom dinner. The wife had all the ingredients except the mushrooms. The husband said, “There are plenty of mushrooms growing in the backyard. “ “Are you sure?” said the wife. “They could be poisonous?” The husband replied, “I will give one to … Read more
Waitress: Haven’t they given you a menu yet, mister? Starving customer: Yes, but I finished that half an hour ago. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Kwamei walks into a restaurant and wants to order chicken. Unfortunately, English is not his first language and he can’t remember how to say chicken in English. Kwame sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 boiled eggs on it. Kwame points to the plate of eggs and says … Read more
An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn’t quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the father received a bill, listing “Delivery Room Fee: $400. “ He wrote to the hospital and reminded them the baby was born on the front lawn. After a week … Read more
Judge: “Do you mix horse meat with chicken?” Defendant: “Yes, my lord. “ Judge; “How much?” Defendant: “50/50” Judge: “Please explain. “ Defendant: “One horse to one chicken. “ A totally naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why … Read more