Jokes Ltd Tom, Frank, and Harry are fishing in a boat. Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and disappears. After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him. Harry drags him into the boat and notices he’s not breathing. “Better … Read more
A man calls his wife into the bedroom. “I want to show you the new watch I got today. “ She goes in and find him with his pants down. “That’s not a watch!” she says. “It will be once you put two hands and a face on it. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bill and John, in their 80’s decided to visit the Madam for one last sexual encounter. The Madam noticed Bill and John approaching, she quickly prepared 2 blow-up dolls, placing one in each room on the bed. Bill and John told the Madam that “We are here for the last time”. The Madam sent Bill … Read more
John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, “Are these plates clean?” His grandfather replied, … Read more
A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: “Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg?” “There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The landlady of a rooming house that had seen better days was leading a prospective tenant to a third floor room with badly splattered wall paper. Landlady: “The last man who lived in this room was an inventor—he invented some type of explosive. “ Prospective tenant: “Then the spots on the wall were some type … Read more
After many years of service, a rich lady decides to fire her maid and hire someone younger. When she hears the news, the maid takes a steak out of the fridge and throws it to the family dog. “Why did you do that?” asks the lady of the house. “I will never forget a friend, … Read more
A very old man went to a church, making this confession: He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in there, pal?” “Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an … Read more