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A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they’re at sea for so long. “Let me show … Read more
A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that the next time that the professor starts with these kinds of jokes they will all leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the plan. In the next lecture, in the beginning of the … Read more
There once was a pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. “It’s in case I get shot. I don’t want you crew members to see blood … Read more
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood. “ “How much do you get paid for giving blood?” “About $20. “ “Wow, “says the man, “I’m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100. “The woman angrily … Read more
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding in an elevator, when they see a small puddle in the corner. The brunette looks at it. “That’s definitely cum, “she says. The redhead touches it. “That’s definitely cum, “she says. The blonde takes a little taste. “That’s definitely cum, but nobody in our building. “ … Read more
A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says, “But sir, it’s just a sperm bank!” “I don’t care, open it now!” he replies. So she opens the door to the … Read more
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d just shrug her off with some bored comment. This went on … Read more
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a naked woman, then one of the boys runs away. The other chases after him. The boy asked “Why did u run away?” The other said “My mom told me if i saw a naked women i’d turn to stone, i already felt … Read more
A woman and baby are in the doctor’s surgery, the doc is concerned about the baby’s weight, “Is he bottle fed or breast fed? The woman replies, “Breast fed. “ The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts. He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both … Read more