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Guy goes to his psychiatrist and says “I’m in love with my dog. “ “Well that is not so unusual, millions of people love their dogs. “ “But doctor, you don’t understand. I’m physically attracted to my dog. I’m in love with my dog. “ “Well, is your dog male or female?” “Female, of course, … Read more
A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “We were married twenty-five years before he died, “she said, dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those years. “ “Amazing, “said the counselor. “How did you do it?” “I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward. “ This joke … Read more
Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees. “Well, back in 1944 in Africa, “the old man starts, “we went big-game hunting. Didn’t have much luck at first, but on the third day I was resting by a … Read more
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked as hard as he could, but still he could only chop down two or three trees in a day. His supervisor noticed this, and asked what was wrong. Maybe his chainsaw was broken. The supervisor turned it on, but it was working … Read more
Twin sisters in a Nursing Home were turning 100 years old. The local newspaper sends a photographer to take pictures… One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin, … Read more
A cowboy headed out to seek his fortune on the frontier of the old West. He settled on a ranching town near the very edge of civilization. So far away, there weren’t any women to be found for love or money. He was young and full of hormones, and after a month, he started getting … Read more
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, “When I take the horseshoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer. “ The … Read more
An old man is being interviewed on live TV “Hello everybody. We are with Michael, who is 97 years old. Michael, tell us, what’s your secret?” “During the war, I sucked off a Nazi soldier in exchange for food. “ “…I meant about your age. “ “Ah… Eating healthy. “ This joke is included in … Read more
Joe and Tom were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and … Read more
David had been extremely anxious for years. It got to the point where his compulsive worrying was ruining his life, so he went to a psychiatrist, who recommended that David hire a professional worrier. After he’d been working with the specialist for a few months, David’s friend John noticed a change. “What happened?” John asked. … Read more