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After all the little children finished visiting Santa at the big mall, a 25 year old young lady went up and sat on Santa’s knee. “I want to ask for just one thing for Christmas, “she said, “and it is for my momma. “ Santa replied, “I usually only answer little children, but since it … Read more
A little boy said he wanted a baby brother. His Dad smiled and suggested he pray for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but after a couple weeks with no baby brother, he didn’t bother to ask anymore. A few months later Dad said Mom was in the hospital and had a surprise. … Read more
A newlywed couple wanted to invite their friends over for a steak and mushroom dinner. The wife had all the ingredients except the mushrooms. The husband said, “There are plenty of mushrooms growing in the backyard. “ “Are you sure?” said the wife. “They could be poisonous?” The husband replied, “I will give one to … Read more
Travis and McGee met over a beer in the local pub. After a while the subject of sports came up. Travis asked McGee, “Do you play golf?” “Sure, “said McGee, “I play well enough to know why they call it ‘golf’. “ Puzzled, Travis asks, “Why do they call it ‘golf’?” “Because, “replied McGee, “that’s … Read more
Waitress: Haven’t they given you a menu yet, mister? Starving customer: Yes, but I finished that half an hour ago. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sven and Tom were talking in the bar. Sven said, “I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60. “ Tom looked at him, amazed. “Breaking 60? That’s amazing!” Sven smiled and said, “Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Kwamei walks into a restaurant and wants to order chicken. Unfortunately, English is not his first language and he can’t remember how to say chicken in English. Kwame sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 boiled eggs on it. Kwame points to the plate of eggs and says … Read more
A man is arrested for stealing a can of peaches and is brought before the judge. The judge asks, “How many peaches were in the can?” The man replies, “Six, Your Honor. “ “In that case, you will go to jail for six days, one for each peach. “ Hearing that, his wife stands and … Read more
An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn’t quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the father received a bill, listing “Delivery Room Fee: $400. “ He wrote to the hospital and reminded them the baby was born on the front lawn. After a week … Read more
Judge: “Do you mix horse meat with chicken?” Defendant: “Yes, my lord. “ Judge; “How much?” Defendant: “50/50” Judge: “Please explain. “ Defendant: “One horse to one chicken. “ A totally naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why … Read more