After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in … Read more
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said: “Call for backup. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for … Read more
In a small town,a homeless man with no relatives had recently passed away. A professional singer was contacted by the priest who asked if she would sing at the funeral. The priest informed her that, since he had no relatives or money, the man would be buried in a paupers grave in the countryside, and … Read more
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk. “ The monkey looked up … Read more
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks, “I can outrun this guy, “so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway – … Read more
“Sir, why are you trying to cross the road in this dangerous place? There’s a zebra crossing just a few yards up the road, “said the policeman. “Well, I hope he’s having better luck than I am, “said the pedestrian. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation. “Keep it, “the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Police officer had been told by his sergeant that he was to bring up his quota of speeding fines, he decided to park and use his radar gun flashing the cars as they drove by on a busy street. Well one hour went by then two and no one was speeding. After about six … Read more