Jokes Ltd 
Two church-going women were gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse fully on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, “That’s disgusting, why did you do that?” To … Read more
One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship”, he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, … Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in Magical Fairyland. They are crossing an enchanted bridge when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out “Salmon!” She … Read more
A young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time. She found herself alone in a small waiting room and she began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a … Read more
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. “Please state the nature of your emergency, “says the operator. “Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies. “Okay, where do you live?” “In a house you … Read more
A blonde gets in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and says, “Ma’am… you’re sitting in the backseat… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her, “Honey, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car!” said the blonde. “There’s freaking thousands of them!” This joke … Read more
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win… they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of … Read more
A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. “Who am I? What am I?” said the confused rabbit. “Well, you’re one such… with a short tail, long ears… “ “I guess!” shouted the rabbit, “I’m a rabbit!” “And what … Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey, girls, “says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know. “ So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, … Read more