Jokes Ltd 
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said “it is quite cold out here can I come in?” The man … Read more
Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?” The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m sorry. “ The other blonde leans inside and asks, “How about ME?” … Read more
There’s a double Decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette. On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing. On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated… they’re in a panic. They’re screaming, … Read more
One day a blonde went to a seafood restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A plane is on its way to Miami when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid … Read more
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready … Aim … “ Suddenly the brunette yells, “earthquake! !” Everyone is … Read more
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: Cheeseburger: $1. 50 Chicken Sandwich: $2. 50 Hand Job: $10. 00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. “Can I help you?” she asks. “I was wondering, “whispers the … Read more
“I got a compliment on my driving today, “said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield that said “parking fine”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. “Okay, “the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?” “11” he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right. … Read more
A guy was married to a blonde, and each evening he came home with a new blonde joke. Once the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals. That night when he got home he told his joke. She … Read more