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Husband: “You will never succeed in making that dog obey you. “ Wife: “Nonsense! it’s only a matter of patience, remember I had a lot of trouble with you at first as well…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The morning of the big parade, a man and a little boy entered a barber shop together. “Give me the full treatment, “the man said. “I want to look good in the parade!” After the man received a shave, manicure, and haircut, he placed the boy in the chair. “I’m going to buy a new … Read more
Stan was tired from fishing all morning , so he went in for a nap . His wife ,Joyce ,took the boat out onto the lake and sat in it reading a book . After about half an hour , the sheriff pulled alongside in his motor-boat ‘“Ma’am “he said , “I am sorry but … Read more
Genie: “OK, I’m ready for your third wish. “ Harrold: “Third? What about the first two?” Genie: “Well, this is a little unusual, but after your first wish, you screamed like a madman and said “I wish I’d never made that wish!” So that counted as your second wish, and I erased your memory of … Read more
Wife: “Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace. “ Husband: “Wow, that’s great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and … Read more
A company is interviewing applicants for an accountancy position, and the three finalists have been chosen. The first one is called in, and asked, “What is two plus two?” She answers, “Four, “and is asked to leave. The second finalist was called in, and asked the same question, “What is two plus two?” He also … Read more
A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting on the floor eating a pound of butter and a quart of ice cream. The friend asked him what he thought he was doing. The reply, “My doctor told me to go on a low fat diet. This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. “Reverend, “said the young man, “Sorry about the delay. It … Read more
The young bride’s mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. “Never let your husband see you in the nude, “she advised. “You should always wear something. “ “Yes, mother, “replied the obedient girl. Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire … Read more