Jokes Ltd A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?” “No, “replied … Read more
A college student said to his mother, “I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!” “That is very nice, “muted his mother. “You can go upstairs and start with your room. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son. The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A mortician was working late one night examining dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried. As he examined the body of Mr. Hortz, who was about to be cremated, he was amazed. Hortz had the longest ‘member’ he had ever seen! “I’m sorry, Mr. Hortz, “said the mortician, “but I can’t send … Read more
A ventriloquist had no work for nine months. He went to his agent and told him he needed work badly. The agent said, “There’s no call for ventriloquists, but if you were a psychic I could get you plenty of work. “So this ventriloquist went home and hung outside his door a psychic sign. An … Read more
Once upon a time, a noble knight and his horse got lost in a dark forest, but a fairy came across. The fairy says: “Dear noble knight, you’re the first one to find me in four hundred years, so as a reward, I’ll grant you three wishes. “ The knight already has a castle, money … Read more
The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company’s production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. “This, “he said, “is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it. “ A … Read more
Teo visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush. He was disappointed. There was no plaque. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities. “ Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.