Jokes Ltd A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well, “said the vet, “let’s have a look at him. “ So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put … Read more
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy, “he said, “I’ll do the next one. “ The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled. “Oh! I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the … Read more
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen! ” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me! ” The man says: ”You go up … Read more
A not so bright young lady in the pet shop asks about buying a goldfish. The salesperson asked if she needed an aquarium. Her reply was, “I don’t care what sign it is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive. “ The doctor smiled and said, “Have you tried to … Read more
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. “I’m on a honeymoon. “ “Oh. Shouldn’t you be having sex with your wife?” “Well, I would be. … Read more
Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one? Client: Why would I want two empty glasses? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two bumble bees were talking one day. “I’m sort of depressed, ” says one of the bees. “Why… what’s the problem?” asks the second bee. “My doctor says I’m losing my buzz, “says the first bee. To which the second bee replies, “Sorry to hear that, man, that stings!” This joke is included in the … Read more
Terry slammed his cards on the table and left the game in a huff. “Boy, “said another player disgustingly, “I really hate playing cards with a bad loser. “ “He isn’t very pleasant, “another player said, raking in the chips, “but it’s better than playing with a good winner. “ This joke is included in … Read more
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. “ “I see millions … Read more