Wrong Face
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Windy Isn’t
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Battery Acid
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. “You just won’t believe what happened this evening, in all my years on the force I’ve never seen anything like it. “ “Oh yes dear, what happened?” “I came across two guys down by the canal, … Read more
Dog Perform
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks: ‘Can your dog perform other tricks?’. ‘But of course’, the man answers, ‘he can even gratify a woman’. … Read more
Ardent Pitch
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage. “Look, “she … Read more
Homer Whispered
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Homer gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park… and couldn’t find his way home. “Now Homer”, said grandma, “You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could … Read more
Jock Returned Sweaty
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there. “Please, “protested the college president, “you already make more than the entire History department. “ “Yeah, maybe so, but you don’t know what I have to put up with, “the coach blustered. “Look. “ He went out into … Read more
Captain Responds Patricia
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. “Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob … Read more
Hours Late
A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, “Looks like you are having a bad day. “ The guy says, “Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so … Read more
I’d Sure
Two lawyers are walking down the road when they see a beautiful woman walking towards them. ‘What a babe,’ one says. ‘I’d sure like to screw her!’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Out of what?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.