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A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above … Read more
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a … Read more
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: “Ask for what you want – I’ll fulfill three of your wishes!” “I want to be white, often see nude women, and that I will always be full of water!” Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to … Read more
A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. “Bartender, a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please” The bartender, rubbing his eyes in disbelief, says “Did. . did you just talk?!” “Yes I have, why?” Said the dog “It’s just incredible! I’ve never seen a talking dog! You know, you should … Read more
A parrot was in a cage in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg. A man walked in looking to buy a pet, so the shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the … Read more
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine. “ His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair … Read more
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under “Number of children, “she wrote “10, “and where it said “List names of children, “she wrote “Leroy. “ When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here, where it says “List names of children, “you’re supposed to … Read more
A Penguin is driving down the street when suddenly his car breaks down in the hot desert. He calls a towing service and takes it to the nearest shop in some small town he’s never been in. Mechanic tells him it’s going to be awhile. The penguin says, “No problem. I’ll just go across the … Read more
While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that … Read more