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Owner of an aircraft manufacturing company stopped by the aircraft testing airfield to check on the newest test pilot. He asked the supervisor how the new guy was doing. “Terrible! He has already crashed five planes this week!” Owner replied, “How is this possible? Where did he work before coming here?” Supervisor said, “He designed … Read more
At a circus there’s a calamity and two lions escape. They manage to grab hold of a clown and start devouring him. One lion turns to the other and asks “Does this taste funny to you?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn’t sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, “Do you enjoy it?” She said that she did. He asked, “Does it hurt you?” She said no. The Doctor … Read more
A couple have just had sex. The woman says, ‘If I got pregnant, what would we call the baby?’ The man takes off his condom, ties a knot in it, and flushes it down the toilet. ‘Well,’ he says. ‘If he can get out of that, we’ll call him Houdini.’ This joke is included in … Read more
During the ‘rush hour’ at Houston’s Hobby Airport, a flight was delayed due to a mechanical problem. Since they needed the gate for another flight, the aircraft was backed away from the gate while the maintenance crew worked on it. The passengers were then told the new gate number, which was some distance away. Everyone … Read more
Superman is flying around the city, horny as hell. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman spread eagle, naked on top of the building. Superman thinks, “This is my chance!” He swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet bangs her and is gone in the blink of an eye. Wonder Woman sits up and says, “What the … Read more
A car mechanic was using an open bowl of gasoline to wash some parts for the transmission he was repairing. Distracted by a customer, the mechanic returned to his work to find his dog, a cocker spaniel drinking the gasoline from the bowl. He yelled at the dog, who took off running. In fact, the … Read more
The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it, “ He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was … Read more
A man is out shopping when he discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. He buys a pack and shows his wife. ‘They’re in three colors,’ he tells her, ‘Gold, silver and bronze.’ ‘So what color are you going to wear tonight?’ she asks. ‘Gold of course,’ replies the man. ‘Why don’t you wear silver?’ … Read more
A man noticed his credit card had been stolen – but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.