A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer … Read more
A man calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing. “ The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” “A month. “ “Why did you wait so long to report it?” “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to … Read more
A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week. Finally someone notices and calls the police. They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure … Read more
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says “Convert to Christianity, and we’ll give you $100. “ The one says to the other, “should we do it?” The other says “NO! ! Are you crazy?” The first guy replies “Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars… … Read more
Elderly Man: “Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic. “ Priest: “I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war. “ Elderly Man: “I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed. “ Priest: “That’s not a good thing … Read more
A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?” “Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa. “And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the priest. “Dead!” Yelled Little Johnny. This joke is … Read more
One Sunday morning,a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she’s going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up. “Yes, … Read more
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun’s boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, “Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?” The man said “No, I’m looking at the 2 thieves beside him. “ This joke is … Read more
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks. “ The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, “Well, were you able to get through the two … Read more
Officer:”Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake. “ Lady:”Why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?” Officer:”Well, that’s not prohibited. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.