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A man who was just about to be executed was asked whether he would like to have a last smoke. The man answered, “No thank you, I don’t smoke. I don’t want to get lung cancer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was looking to hire a driver for a bus tour business. Three men applied for the job. He calls one into his office to interview him. The man says that he can put the wheels right on the edge of a bridge, drive, and not fall off. The employer is very impressed. He … Read more
Doctor: “I’m afraid you suffer from obesity. “ Patient: “Yes, it runs in the family. “ Doctor: “No, nothing runs in your family. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A businessman was explaining to his son, who was a teenager, about the different departments in his own company. “You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That is Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see … Read more
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob. “ He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the … Read more
A young lady was a theater major applying for fall semester classes. At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and enters in a huff of anger. “What’s wrong, Suzzy?” asks her roommate. “Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn’t even get into Mime class. “ “Why not?” … Read more
Two hitmen are walking together deep into a scary woodland. The first hitman says, “I don’t mind admitting I feel a little afraid!” The second hitman replies, “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A store manager overheard one of his salesmen talking to a customer. “No sir, “said the salesman. “We haven’t had any for a while and it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting any soon. “ The manager was horrified and yelled after the departing customer, “Come back next week. We’re sure to have whatever it … Read more
One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out. Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer. The officer saw the whole thing and said “You bankers … Read more